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Monday, March 29, 2004

Rollback on discourse, aisle eleven. More good news, "Time Inc. to launch magazine for Wal-Mart." The magazine, to be named "All You," will be geared toward the "value-conscious" woman, and it will "inspire, not patronize" its readers. Great, all we need is for women who shop at Wal-Mart to get all uppity. The magazine will feature articles such as, "Harmless Groups or Commie Front? The Truth About Workers' Unions," "How to Make Child Labor Work for You," "Holdin' It In: Bathroom Breaks are for the Weak," and the monthly advice column on how to maximize Wal-Mart employee benefits, "Dear Don't Get Sick."
Screw you, Wal-Mart. I hate you. Fistfuls of hate.

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