While the right hand waves around in the air to distract you, the left hand lifts your wallet from your back pocket.

Bush supports the shift of while-collar and factory jobs overseas, and at the same time forecasts the creation of 3.4 million new jobs this year. With only 125,000 new jobs in January, that's an average of 300,000/month the rest of the year. Wal-Mart and McDonalds must really be hiring these days. But when have Dubya's predictions ever been wrong?