Watching the Grammys last night, and the camera cuts to J.C. Chasez(pronounced "sha-ZAY") of 'N Sync fame. Nathalie says, "Hey, it's JC ChaSEZ. He's Justin Timberlake's seatwarmer."

Coldplay singer Chris Martin endorsed John Kerry for prez. But Bush will still strive for the coveted White Stripes endorsement. Dubya said, "Yeah, they've got that 'Seven Nation Army'...I kinda like that, sorta like our coalition of the willing. 9/11, 9/11, terror, terror, rape room, madman, terror." Dick Cheney added, "Oogie Boogie!"