So my mom tells me that she's been perusing this site. It's a good thing then that in the post about CB radios I left out the part about how we'd hit the crackpipe and cruise for hookers after downing the grape soda and donuts.


Grumpy old man quote of the day from an AP story on Bush's sinking numbers:
"I think he's run the country into the ground economically, and he comes out with these crazy ideas like going to Mars and going to the moon," said Richard Bidlack, a 78-year-old retiree from Boonton, N.J., who says he voted for Bush in 2000. "I'm so upset at Bush, I'll vote for a chimpanzee before I vote for him."