Last night, I was channel surfing our seven tv channels (eight if you include telemundo), and I stopped on the Craig Kilborn show. I normally don't watch Craigers because the only good thing he has ever done was to leave The Daily Show, thus allowing Jon Stewart's ascent to greatness. The reason I stopped was because his guest appeared to be Scott Stapp, the lead singer for Creed. That awful, awful, awful band. I say "appeared" because Mr.Stapp was all puffy and swollen like the Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man. For a second, I thought that it might have been the lead singer from the Creed tribute band named My Sacrifice. Some of you may remember this band from this awesome clip on The Daily Show where Rob Corddry interviewed two fans who were suing Creed for sucking.
Here's what I learned from the interview: 1)Mr.Stapp already looks like he's ready for his "VH1: Where Are They Now?" segment. 2)Creed hasn't broken up (awww), but they are taking a break (yay!!!). 3) Mr.Stapp will have a solo album coming out later this year. Which leads me to this question: If when together, Creed is incredibly bad, just really really bad, then what will happen when each member pursues a solo career? Will Scott Stapp be even worse on his own, or will his power to bring cheesy rock ballads be weakened? Can he strike the Jesus Christ-pose on his own, or is it the collective dark energy of Creed that makes him such a tool? It's like when there's a huge flock of pigeons, together they can leave a massive amount of bird crap in their wake. But when they're apart, they still crap everywhere. So no matter what the members of Creed do, we can expect to see a whole lotta crap.