Ken and Barbie have broken up. Desperate marketing ploy, or did Ken follow Tom Cruise's lead and finally come out of the closet? What? He didn't? My bad. Did you know that Tom Cruise is only 4'10" tall? Seriously. He's tiny.
Prez.Shrub issued this statement: "The break-up of Ken and Barbie is further proof that we must act now to protect the sanctity of marriage from activist judges who rule without regard for the people or the anatominomiclically incorrect dolls their younguns play with. Marriage is between one man and one woman, my brother Neil excluded." He added, "9/11, 9/11, terror, tax cuts, terror."