The issue of gay marriage is going to be on the surface all year. Dubya's talking points relate to his belief in "the sanctity of marriage," and that "marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman." I wonder how he feels then about his brother Neil who is in the middle of a messy divorce. Turns out that while in Thailand for another shady business deal, Neil had several women show up at his hotel room. He opened the door, they entered, and he had sex with them. Now, no money was exchanged, and he did not know the women. The judge asked him about it, and Neil said, "It was very unusual." Indeed! And remember, Thailand has a reputation for trafficking in underage prostitution, something Shrub has also spoken out against. But my sources at the RNC tell me that somehow, some way, Bill Clinton's penis is to blame.