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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

"Is Carey Latest to Turn to Kabbalah?" reads the headline on the MSNBC "Scoop" webpage today. Sources say that Mariah Carey has been seen wearing one of those red bracelets that Madonna and Britney Spears have also been sporting lately. The bracelet is supposed to "absorb negative energy." At this point, you can insert your own snarky joke about the Mariah Carey movie "Glitter" and the absorption of negative energy. Go on, give it a try....
As with most major life decisions, when I'm in the market for a new religion (and when am I *not*???), I look to the stars for direction. Stars like Madonna and Britney Spears. Those two seem to have made some good choices in the past. If you're like me and want to know more about this hip, hip, hip religion, then be sure to visit their chic website.

If you are a Pisces, then your horoscope from The Onion for this week says, "Replacing you with a machine would have been overkill. Your functions are being handled by a hideous piece of public art."

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