If you're like me (and for your sake, I hope you're not), and you're still undecided on the existence of an afterlife, but you have a pretty good feeling that if there is, you'll be burning in hell for all eternity, then here are some things not to say when seeing "The Passion." I like "Jesus had a mullet!"
(Blogmaster's note: I'm waiting to see "The Passion" until it comes out on IMAX 3-D...something tells me it'd be wicked cool when J.C. turns that one fish into a whole bunch o' fish. Ooh...lightning...gotta run)