"The Apprentice" starts at 8:44 tonight. 8:44? Must be another SUPER-SIZED episode of "Friends"...one that I'm sure not to want to miss b/c it's the episode that everyone will be talking about, and oh good lord "Friends" is just the best show ever, and there's no way that any other show set in New York could ever be so white, and how will we ever live without it?

I'll be watching "Survivor" anyway. But my "Apprentice" picks this week are as such:
If a man is fired, it will be Nick. If it's a woman, it will be Ereka.